Cobin Millage: Black Mediocrity (work in progress)
Part of our 2025 programme of Edinburgh Fringe warm ups.
This June/July we have twenty different tasters of Edinburgh shows from some of the best acts on the Scottish comedy scene and beyond.
Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won’t Stop Growing
Cobin stood there, watching the grass. It didn't appear to be moving at all. But he wasn't fooled, for he knew the truth. It was coming for him. It was relentless. 'F*ck this grass. Grass is lame,' said Cobin as he threw down the hedge trimmers and lifted a can of hairspray and a lighter. 'F*ck you, grass,' he mumbled as the flames began to fly.
Make your night extra special by joining us before the show for our delicious Burger & Drink Deal.
Choose from a mouthwatering homemade cheeseburger, a crispy chicken burger, or our flavour-packed vegan burger – all served with a generous portion of fries. Pair your meal with an ice-cold pint of Heineken, a small glass of house wine, or a refreshing soft drink.
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